A blind man walks into a restaurant. The waiter, owner of the restaurant walks up to the blind man and gives him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a used fork, I'll smell it and get to know what to order"
A little confused, the waiter walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a fork. He returns to the blind man and hands it to him.
The blind man smells the fork. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the waiter wonders as he walks towards the kitchen.
The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He narrates what happened to her. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the waiter brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."
He returns with a dirty fork. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and salad with sausage."
Walking away in disbelief, the waiter thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and he tells the wife that he is going to test the blind man the next time he comes. The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies.
As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey! How come? does Mary work here..."
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