JOKE OF THE DAY: What is your number? I love you so much I could die for you

BOY: May I hold your hand?

GIRL: No thanks! It's not heavy. When we are engaged, will you give me a ring?

BOY: Sure! What is your number? I love you so much I could die for you.

GIRL: How soon?

BOY: You remind me of the sea.

GIRL: Is it because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

BOY: No! Because you make me sick!

GIRL: Are you sure you love me and no one else?

BOY: Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
GIRL: I want to dance like this forever!

BOY: Don't you ever want to improve?!