Monday, 25 May 2015

Movie Talk: New Development On Game Of Thrones

                            

Last week’s “Game of Thrones” ended on possibly the most controversial scene in the show’s five year history: the rape of Sansa Stark (Sophie Turner) by her new husband, Ramsay Bolton (Iwan Rheon). With little else dominating the discussion for the past week, would “The Gift” follow up on this moment that left some fans saying, “I’m done,” and others defending the show?

Here’s every big moment that happened this week — and let’s see if this episode ends up being as fractious as last week’s:

Let’s get this one out of the way first, because it’s definitely what we’ve been waiting to know all week long. Sansa hasn’t just been raped the once: Ramsay has been keeping her locked in her room, assaulting her each and every night. She’s sobbing, beaten, and barely wearing any clothes. And it’s here that Reek (Alfie Allen) approaches her.
                            
She begs him to help her, calls him Theon, says it can’t get any worse. “It can always be worse,” mutters Reek. She tells him that there are people who will help her, all he has to do is put a candle in the North tower. He says he can’t, he’s just the lowly Reek… And there, she stiffens up, looks him in the eye. “Your name is Theon Greyjoy,” she tells him, which gives him the strength to march out… And straight to Ramsay.

It’s a heartbreaking moment, and doesn’t necessarily excuse what happened last week — but the agency, the strength Sansa shows proves that Ramsay didn’t break her. He attacked her, she’s not letting it go… And if anything, she’s pulling strength from it.
                           

Though she gives as good as she gets in a conversation with Ramsay, pointedly noting that his royal decreed title was given to him by another bastard — Tommen — and it seems she’s gotten the upper hand… The problem is, she can’t match Ramsay for physical cruelty. He’s not just discovered her plot to leave, he killed and crucified the woman who was going to help Sansa escape.

Crying, Sansa is returned to her room… And us to the ongoing conversation.

                         

Wednesday, 20 May 2015

JOKE OF THE DAY: Arab's Hatred on the Jewish

                       


One day, a certain Arab man walked into a bar. As soon as he entered, he noticed a Jewish man sitting in the corner. So the Arab man walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted,

"Bar man! I am buying free drinks for everyone in this bar, except for that Jew man over there!" So the bar man collected the money from the Arab man and began serving free drinks to everyone in the bar, except to the Jewish man.

However, instead of becoming upset, the Jewish man simply looked up at the Arab man and shouted, "Thank you!" This infuriated the Arab man. So once again, the Arab man took out his wallet and shouted,

"Bar man! This time I am buying free drinks and food for everyone in this bar, except for that Jew man sitting in the corner over there!" So the bar man collected the money from the Arab man and began serving free food and drinks to everyone in the bar.

When the bar man finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the Jewish man simply smiled at the Arab man and shouted, "Thank you!" This made the Arab man furious. So he leaned over on the counter and said,

"What is wrong with that Jew? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for him, but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts, 'Thank you.' Is he mad?" The bar man smiled at the Arab man and said, "No, he is not mad. He is the owner of this bar."







The Arab man angrily asked for his money back.
                         

PHOTOS: Christiano Ronaldo dumped by Russian Super-Model



The football star had earlier announced that his five years old courtship with Irina Shayk has come to an end but he did not give any reason to what led to their dismissal.

It was disclosed by another source that the super model had found series of flirty text messages from different women in her boyfriend's phone. She had confronted him and to her surprise, Christiano admitted to the messages. In anger, the 29-year-old supermodel walked out of his house.

Irina has also been spotted with Hollywood star Bradley Cooper of late. People say she may be in hot romance with the Hollywood star.

                            
                            

Tuesday, 19 May 2015

BREAKING NEWS: Lionel, Music Singer shot dead



 Lionel Pickens was shot dead by unknown gunmen. He was confirmed dead in Queen's hospital where he was taken alongside another man who was also shot and in a critical condition after multiple bullets were released.

Lionel Pickens, A New York Rapper was a part of the French Montana's Coke Boys Group. He was 31 yyears old before his death and had performed as Chinx.

Police said no arrest has been made yet but investigations are ongoing.


JOKE OF THE DAY: "You're an Idiot!" says the Boss





1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

2. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

3. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

4. When you do something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does it, that's initiative and being proactive.

5. When you take a stand, you're being stubborn. When your boss does it, he's being firm.

6. When you overlook a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

7. When you please your boss, you're ass-kissing. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.


8. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

9. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
10 When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

Friday, 15 May 2015

JOKE OF THE DAY: Blind Man and the Waiter's wife



A blind man walks into a restaurant. The waiter, owner of the restaurant walks up to the blind man and gives him a menu.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a used fork, I'll smell it and get to know what to order"

A little confused, the waiter walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a fork. He returns to the blind man and hands it to him.

The blind man smells the fork. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Unbelievable, the waiter wonders as he walks towards the kitchen.

The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He narrates what happened to her. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later, the blind man returns and the waiter brings him a menu again.

"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."

He returns with a dirty fork. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and salad with sausage."

Walking away in disbelief, the waiter thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and he tells the wife that he is going to test the blind man the next time he comes. The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies.

As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey! How come? does Mary work here..."

Thursday, 14 May 2015

PHOTO-JOKES OF THE DAY: Funny Wrong English








JOKE OF THE DAY: What is your number? I love you so much I could die for you





BOY: May I hold your hand?

GIRL: No thanks! It's not heavy. When we are engaged, will you give me a ring?

BOY: Sure! What is your number? I love you so much I could die for you.

GIRL: How soon?

BOY: You remind me of the sea.

GIRL: Is it because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

BOY: No! Because you make me sick!

GIRL: Are you sure you love me and no one else?

BOY: Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
GIRL: I want to dance like this forever!

BOY: Don't you ever want to improve?!









Wednesday, 13 May 2015

JOKE of the Day: Adam ate the apple again In America



A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It’s a bad one, caused by the woman’s reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.” The man replied, ”I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?” She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence.” (drunk driving offence) Adam ate the apple again !Men will NEVER learn !Women will Never change!

Meet Marian Rivera


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Marian Rivera


After winning the Star for a Night singing competition, she emerged to be one of the most successful recording artists and actress of her generation. She is the first ever Filipino artist who has received a Platinum award for a DVD copy of her concert.

PHOTO: Meet Angel Locsin - A Beautiful Celebrity In Philippines

Filipinas are known for being hospitable and friendly people. But more than that, Filipinas are highly regarded
for their unique beauties which come with a rare touch of charm and They possess an exceptional and deep sense of allure and graciousness that fascinates men from all over the globe.


Born on April 23, 1985, Angel Locsin’s showbiz career had been a great success after she starred in GMA 7’s Mulawin as Alwina.

It was immediately followed by her successful portrayal of Mars Ravelo’s Darna comic series and GMA 7’s Majika where she played the role of Sabina.

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Angel Locsin







Tuesday, 12 May 2015

JOKE: Broken Leg for a pair of shoes


A guy is in the hospital with two broken legs. The nurse comes in and tells him that there's good news and bad news. The guy asks for the bad news first. The nurse says, "We're going to have to remove your legs." Crying profusely, the guy asks for the good news. The nurse says, "The guy beside you wants to buy your shoes."

INCREDIBLE: Do you remember Tron Motorcycles? Amazing





 


 Tron: Legacy-inspired motorcycle - which rivals Terminator 2: Judgement Day’s 1990 Harley Davidson, The Great Escape’s 1961 Triumph Trophy Bird, and Easy Rider’s Harley as the greatest movie bike ever - sold on Saturday May 2nd for the impressive amount.

Imagine the person who created this motorcycle, he should now be laughing all the way to the ban.


Tom Hardy in Mad Max: Fury Road






The new Mad Max film, Fury Road, has received rave reviews from critics ahead of its release later this week. The film sees British actor Tom Hardy take on Mel Gibson's role as "Road Warrior" Max Rockatansky.
Charlize Theron also appears in the futuristic drama, which is set for release in the UK and US on Friday.

Monday, 11 May 2015

JOKE: Police and thief


The American police style: Investigate a thief till you find an evidence to catch him.

The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him.

The Arab police style: Kidnap the thief's wife and threaten the thief to surrender.

The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for him to lure him closer, then you catch him

The Nigerian police style: Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees he is a Thief.

Joke: Wine Tasting Job Application



A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out.

So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give the man a trial. He ordered his secretary to give the man a glass of wine. He took a sip and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one lets see." So he was given. He took a sip again and said, "It's red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, southwestern slope, oak barrels." "Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that." So the man was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy!"

Box office smash: Avengers: Age Of Ultron demolished the competition to remain at the top of the U.S. box office for a second weekend running



Avengers: Age Of Ultron reeled in a whopping $77.2 million in its

second weekend bringing its U.S. box office total to a shade under $313 million.

That gives the superheroes film the second biggest second weekend take in movie history, beating out Avatar's $75.6 million, and also makes it the second fastest film to pass the $300 million mark domestically.

It's still lagging behind the behemoth that was 2012's The Avengers that had earned $373 million by the same point, taking in $101 million on its second weekend
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Thursday, 26 February 2015

Fifty Shades of Grey

Fifty Shades of Grey held on to first place at the international box office this weekend with $68.1 million.

That's off 56 percent from last weekend, which is a far better that the movie's hold in the U.S. (down 73 percent). To date, it's already earned $280.5 million, which is ahead of Sex and the City and the first Twilight ($263 million and $200 million, respectively).

Monday, 19 May 2014

Kim Kardashian Goes Braless in Clingy Top, Bares Sideboob Ahead of Wedding to Kanye West: Pictures

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris on May 19, 2014
Here comes the bride...to be! Kim Kardashian made sure all eyes were on her on Monday, May 19 -- just days before her weekend wedding to Kanye West -- when she stepped out in Paris in a revealing, form-fitting ensemble that showed off her famously ample assets.

The reality star, 33, dared to go braless in a clingy, sideboob-baring pink top, which she wore tucked in to a tight gray pencil skirt. Her long dark hair was pulled back into a messy braid to show off her toned shoulders, and she kept her makeup simple and soft. White heels, sunglasses, and her giant diamond engagement ring completed the look.

Brad Pitt Flashes Tattoos on Stomach, Arm During Matthew McConaughey Beer Toss in New Orleans: Picture

 Brad Pitt in New Orleans on May 17, 2014

No more hiding, Brad! Over the weekend, Brad Pitt was photographed playfully tossing a beer to pal Matthew McConaughey from his hotel balcony in New Orleans. While fans delighted in the lighthearted exchange between two A-Listers, others noticed some previously hidden ink on Pitt's right bicep and stomach.

    Brad Pitt flashed a peek at his new stomach tattoo while goofing off in New Orleans on May 17.
Looking especially toned, Angelina Jolie's hunky fiancé has a poem from Jalal ad-Din Rumi tattooed on his arm that reads: "There exists a field, beyond all notions of right and wrong. I will meet you there."

Thursday, 15 May 2014

Phyno Reacts To Picture Of Him Kissing K'cee In Public

Pulse TV  News: Phyno Reacts To Picture Of Him Kissing K'cee In Public

Following the release of a mischievous picture which made it look as if the Rapper was kissing a man in public, Phyno has finally come out to clear our doubts.
In his tweet which read "Nice camera angle, paparazzi keep it up,.'  He made it obvious that this was just a picture take from an implicating angle. He also went further to say  "I said it before it happened. On a normal day, I would have ignored this, but for the sake of my fans, let me address this. Like seriously, I am too straight to for this sh*t.''  Thus dispelling any doubts about his sexuality.
It is indeed quite a laughable experience to have oneself caught on camera, in such a position. As the saying goes though, 'Every rumour has an element of truth in it.'

Fans, what if Phyno was really gay?

Nicki Minaj- 'I Am Your Leader'

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Just a day after being featured in B.o.B.'s new video for "Out of My Mind" (in which she plays a stripping doctor), Nicki Minaj has released a video of her own. The spot is for "I Am Your Leader," which features Rick Ross and Cam'Ron, who both appear in the video. The video is standard Nicki, a few unhinged and angry facial expressions, some pseudo-sexy poses and moves and lots of pink walls and make-up. Rozay is featured shirtless at a dinner table, and Cam'Ron is sort of just there to do his verse and be done with it. 

Friday, 25 April 2014

Ciara: Pregnancy does not affect her Beauty

Ciara Princess Harris pregnant
Popular US-based R&B singer Ciara Princess Harris, popularly known as Ciara, shows that pregnancy does not affect her beauty at all.

The star, who got engaged to rapper ‘Future’ last year, showed off her baby bump during a photo shoot for W Magazine.

Ciara, who turns 29 this October, admitted that pregnancy was a great fashion challenge because a future mum cannot wear the things she likes.

    “I have to pay some credit to my fiancĂ©’s closet, because I have worn probably all of his clothes,” she added.
  
Ciara Princess Harris pregnant

P Square Conflict Is Now Known.


On 16th april,2014 it was circulated that the twin brothers Peter and Paul engaged in physical combat, that was on Wednesday. If this was false, Peter is a social media person, he would have immediately denied it. He didn't!

Unfortunately for P-Square fans, things are even worse than reported. According to findings, Peter Okoye wants out of P-Square and they have even gone as far as inviting a lawyer to divide their fortune. Continue...

Now, let me make this clear. This report is based on what's been happening with the brothers up until right now Saturday April 20th. We don't know what will happen tomorrow, next week or next year but as of right now, Peter Okoye doesn't want anything to do with P-Square. I'm still hoping and many others are, that they will resolve their issues and realize that splitting will do no one good. So hopefully, they will resolve their issues. But I will still go ahead and tell you guys what's happening with the brothers as of now.

First, Peter Okoye has moved out of Squareville mansion in Omole where he lived with his brothers for years and now lives in Lekki Phase 1 with his wife Lola Omotayo and their children. An industry person I spoke with, who knows what's been going on, told me this;
"Yes they fought this week. Peter even left a mark on Paul's left eye. But the fight wasn't during rehearsal, which rehearsal? Peter has refused to do anything P-Square for weeks now. Forget that he was at his brother's wedding, things are not good between them right now. They were even invited to perform at president Jonathan's wedding but they didn't go. Peter wants out. He said Paul and Jude are sidelining him. That if they push out 200 songs, 199 would be songs Paul did. That people are now calling him a dancer in P-Square. Peter is really angry. He's even the cool and friendly one between the brothers but he is not himself right now. And then he accused his brother Jude of disrespecting his wife. Peter and Jude haven't spoken in weeks. Peter said Jude has been disrespecting Lola for years and he was done tolerating the BS. In fact Peter said that not only is Lola older than Jude, but that she's also pregnant and Jude was upsetting a pregnant woman. If you notice Jude didn't attend their wedding last year despite the fact that he was in Nigeria. Jude asked Peter why he didn't marry Lola when their mother was alive. Jude said it's his wife that is pushing him and they will need to pray for him. In fact nobody in the Okoye family likes Lola and they didn't support the marriage. The brothers are really angry at each other. The police is even involved. This week, either the commissioner of police or someone from his office visited their house.

The worst part is that they have invited lawyer to come and share property o. They want to share everything. The lawyer was at their house I think on Thursday. Peter said no more P-Square joint ventures. You know they own everything together, including a house in Omole, Parkview and Atlanta. Except something is done fast P-Square is about to be finished. But I know that people have been intervening and begging them to reconsider, that they are the biggest musical duo in Africa. Nobody will benefit if they split. The power to make money is in their togetherness.
It is Jude people are begging to keep the brothers together, but after what he tweeted yesterday, it may truly be over for P-Square. Jude has really tried for his brothers, for him to give up may mean it's over for them.
He practically put his entire life on hold for his brothers. Even sold his first car to shoot their first video but all that is about go come to an end like he tweeted. The only thing that can save the situation is if by a miracle Jude and Lola settle their differences but I don't see that happening"
Oh dear. Hopefully, these boys will find each other again.They are brothers,twin brothers,they have to. Long live P-Square! May they never break up.

Tuesday, 2 July 2013

Red Carpet styles of the week


2013 BET Awards: What All the Stars Wore

Kris Kross' Chris Kelly Died of Drug Overdose

Chris Kelly died of a drug overdose according to the official toxicology report.
Chris Kelly's cause of death has been confirmed. The Kris Kross rapper died May 1 due to a drug overdose, a medical office investigator told The Associated Press on Monday, July 1.

According to the toxicology screening, Kelly passed away at the age of 34 after consuming a lethal mixture of drugs. The "Jump" rapper was found unresponsive in his Atlanta-area home and died shortly after at a nearby hospital.